Demon Bride

"Ignis I can't get drunk. This is Tsun's day..."

"That's is where woman are wrong,it'snot just their day because they're nor marring themselves.Now lets get drunk,but not too drunk cuz I have a speech to give."

*Tsun walks around, looking for Pyrus and Serana*

"I can't argue with you can I?" Syprus took a seat at the open bar. "Vodka on the rocks." The barkeep handed him a glass.
Tsun over here lets talk a little Serana was sitting on a chair.

"That's the spirit,I'll have a gin and tonic."

*Tsun walks over to serana* "What's up?"

"You need... urp to drink a mans drink hick." Syprus was drunk after a few glasses of vodka.
well your my daughter now And I want to know you better.

"How so?"

"Alright,hey bar keep let me get a glass of your finest cognac."

"One berban one scotch and one bear keep." Syrus sang it.
I never had a daughter I just figured we will get to know each other since we will be seeing each other a lot.

"Yeah...what do you want to know?"

"I think you've already had enough but who cares.Let me get ‘A dry Martini,’ he said. ‘One. In a deep champagne goblet.’
‘Oui, Monsieur.’
‘Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon’s, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it’s ice-cold, then add a large slice of lemon-peel. Got it?’"

Why you went out on a guy you shot.twice and then let him sleep in yourbed...

"Make sure his martini is shaken not stirred." Syprus was slurring.

"Smart man."

Ignis leaned in to talk to the bartender

"I think he's had enough."

Bartender Light waits heheh.

"That...he kinda tricked me into going on a date with him...he asked to talk about vintage guns...and it ended up being a date"

He has some guts for a scardy cat. Now I sense you want to ask me something.

"Hey ignis this guy just gave me a glass of soda and a shot of water." Syprus started to laugh.

"What are you talking about that's what you ordered,you're just to drunk to taste it properly."

"I really have nothing in particular to ask, so just tell me something about yourself..."

"I am jnot drunk your drunk hic...... Thanks for being a good friend and cutting me off." Syprus hugged ignis.


I was once a witch then I got turned into a cat not much to say other then that. Serana made a glass of wine float to her and she took a drink.

"Oh...how'd that happen?"

"You're welcome,and now we know what kind of drunk you are.We better get you back to Tsun before she kills me."

Ignis aided Syprus and walked around looking for Tsun.

I tried to use a spell it went wrong and I got hit by a rebound and cursed into a cat. Pyrus was my teacher and he took responibilty for it and left the monster woprld and left our youngest son to live with some friends. I have not heard from any of my other kids in some time. I do not blame them for cutting ties with us...


"There she is Ignis she is talking to mom." Syprus pointed them out.

"Oh...I cut ties with my family long ago too. I know how you feel."

Sigh that fool is smelling bad he is a drunk. Some times it is better to not see family and move on or something like that. Serana glared at Ignis.

"Sorry I seen open bar and I decided why not have a few drinks and well those turned into a lot of drinks and....... Ignis didn't cut me off in time." Syprus pointed at Ignis.

"...I hope he doesn't do this all the time..."