The pondering of a meandering soul

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"Doskoi" (Young one you are quite rude, what is it you want?)

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"What I want? Well let's see...fame, money, and hot babes. But i figure the easiest way to get those things is ultimate power. Any suggestions?"

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"Doskoi" (Patience is my advice to you. Do not warp your mind with worldly possessions, I once nearly befell the same fate as thee.)

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"Oh, and what fate is that? the fate where the world bows before me?"

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"Doskoi." (Young man, the path you are seeking is one plagued by evils unimaginable. of gods and creatures which you could not begin to understand. I have live many years my friend. watching evil, reflecting upon it. I was once filled with it myself. That is until i took up this sport, sumo truly leads the darkness out of the heart. perhaps you need a hobby as well?)

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"Blah, blah, I am evil there is danger blah. can you help me or not?"

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"Doskoi." (I can only help you if you can do me once simple task. Once complete, I will grant you power, not the power you seek, but perhaps a step towards your goal.)

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"What task? why are guys like you always wanting something? It better not be too hard..."

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"Doskoi!" (Believe me my friend the task is simple. I merely would like to ask if you could get me the autograph of Ryuji Katsuya, the Resurrector of Manga. I've been a fan of all his work, and I love his latest hit. You'd think a story about a wizard school teacher would be bland, but no it's both action packed and tear jerking, a real master piece!)

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"And if this task is so simple, why could you not do it yourself?"

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"Doskoi..." (I would, but I am too shy.)

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"Right...so where do I find this Ryuji person?"

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"Doskoi!" (That's simple. He puts his address and a crudely drawn map at the end of each volume so that people can send him fan-mail. You can take my volume of "Torture School: Lazy Mahou Sensei" with you. Just get him to sign the cover is alright.)

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"Ok, this should be easy to find...it even says that he hangs a sign out the window. I'll go get this book signed and be back tomorrow. can i expect to find you here still?"

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"Doskoi." (Of course, I am here every evening. But before you go, may i inquire of your name? Doskoi is mine.)

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"My name? I'm Gokudo Yucott Kikansky. Print it in your memory because It will be known both far and wide!" Gokudo ran off towards the address in the book.

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"Doskoi" (Godspeed Gokudo.)

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Gokudo returned with the book signed. "Here's your stupid book. Some Pyrus guy signed it too. It was based on him or something. Now can I have my power up?"

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"Doskoi" (Thank you my young friend. I will grant your request.) *Doskoi put his hand on Gokudo's head.
"Doskoi" (Now you have the power of Sumo. when used, you will be transformed into sumo. your body will be sumo, and your power will be sumo.)

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"Wait, do you mean when I use this power I will be all fat like you?"

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"Doskoi" (Of course. that is sumo. you sought power and I granted it to you. I will now be on my way.)

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"Oh no you don't. That autograph cost me 2000 moneys and I hope that you will pay it back to me."

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"Doskoi!" (AH of course. here.) *Doskoi handed Gokudo a large wad of money. "Doskoi" (That should be more than enough)

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"I'd hate to know where you were keeping this. but I don't care. Any money makes me happy right now. Now off to find some hot babes!"
*Gokudo ran off in search of hot girls.

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"Doskoi" (He will learn to use those powers. And when he does he won't regret them. The boy has potential, I can say that.)