Ozzy's Room

Subject: Ozzy's Room Sun Oct 21, 2012 8:12 am

"Man...why does father 'ave ta be such a jerk!" *Ozzy tosses her gun to the floor and plops on her bed, waiting for the suitors to show up* "I'mma gonna show father one of these days...just you wait...I'm not the baby of the family...not anymore. I can stand on my own!"

Subject: Re: Ozzy's Room Sun Oct 21, 2012 8:14 am

Butler:Mistress Ozzy are you ready to meet the suitors?"

Subject: Re: Ozzy's Room Sun Oct 21, 2012 8:15 am

"Yeah, bring 'em in already! Let's get this over with!"

Subject: Re: Ozzy's Room Sun Oct 21, 2012 8:17 am

Butler:As you wish my lady.

He retrieved the first suitor.

"Helloooooo nurse.My name is Beelze nice to meet you."

He sat down on the bed next to her and played with her hair a bit.

Subject: Re: Ozzy's Room Sun Oct 21, 2012 8:21 am

"Oi, did I say you could do that? Name's ozzy, I 'ave to hear ya out, father's orders, so get talkin'."

Subject: Re: Ozzy's Room Sun Oct 21, 2012 8:25 am

"Well I am a pure bred demon who has gathered an abundance of souls.So tell me about yourself."

Subject: Re: Ozzy's Room Sun Oct 21, 2012 8:30 am

"Not much to say about me. I'm the baby of the family and everyone treats me like it."

Subject: Re: Ozzy's Room Sun Oct 21, 2012 8:30 am

"Well just how young is the baby?"

Subject: Re: Ozzy's Room Sun Oct 21, 2012 8:32 am

"Oi, don' call me that! I'm 640! And I'm not a baby anymore!"

Subject: Re: Ozzy's Room Sun Oct 21, 2012 8:36 am

"Well compared to myself who is 2500 years old you are and I don't like that."

He got up and walked to the door.

"I bid you adieu."

He left

Butler:Shall I bring in the next one?

Subject: Re: Ozzy's Room Sun Oct 21, 2012 8:38 am

"Good riddance! And yeh don' 'ave ta ask! Jus' bring 'em in as they leave! Makes things quicker."

Subject: Re: Ozzy's Room Sun Oct 21, 2012 8:39 am

Butler:As you wish

He retrieved the next one

"Um hello I'm Azal."

Subject: Re: Ozzy's Room Sun Oct 21, 2012 8:41 am

"Father's orders ta listen to ya. Start talkin' bub."

Subject: Re: Ozzy's Room Sun Oct 21, 2012 8:42 am

"Well My name is Azal,I'm 975 years old,and I've started and one many wars in my life time."

Subject: Re: Ozzy's Room Sun Oct 21, 2012 8:43 am

"Oh really? So yer a warmonger then?"

Subject: Re: Ozzy's Room Sun Oct 21, 2012 8:44 am

"I wouldn't say that I just make bloodshed a hobby."

Subject: Re: Ozzy's Room Sun Oct 21, 2012 8:46 am

"Ah. Okay. I like yer style, I'll keep ya in mind though, gotta hear another suitor out."

Subject: Re: Ozzy's Room Sun Oct 21, 2012 8:49 am

"Okay."

He left and the butler brought the last one in

"Yo I'm Gaap Ferriman the ferryman but not a fairy man."

Subject: Re: Ozzy's Room Sun Oct 21, 2012 8:51 am

"...start talkin' funny guy. Gotta hear ya out before makin' the decision of which one of ya to choose."

Subject: Re: Ozzy's Room Sun Oct 21, 2012 8:53 am

"Well I have an important job,I'm 700 years old,and I think we would make some great lookin' kids.So anything else you would like to know?"

Subject: Re: Ozzy's Room Sun Oct 21, 2012 8:56 am

"...is that all ya think about? Look, I dunno what my father put into yer head, but I don' wanna do any of that 'matin' crap. I jus' wanna be left alone, but if I gotta choose someone, I will. So what do ya think about that?"

Subject: Re: Ozzy's Room Sun Oct 21, 2012 8:57 am

"Well that's your choice and I got no say in the matter."

Subject: Re: Ozzy's Room Sun Oct 21, 2012 9:00 am

"But ya see, father wants us to bear the next 'generation', and this is why he's havin' you poor shmucks marry us! It's a bid ta get us 'matin' in order ta do that. I see yer eager ta do that, and I don' like the idea too much."

Subject: Re: Ozzy's Room Sun Oct 21, 2012 9:01 am

"Well I guess I'm not the guy for you,see ya."

Subject: Re: Ozzy's Room Sun Oct 21, 2012 9:03 am

"Right. Later! Butler! Are there anymore of these 'suitors'? If so, send 'em in, if he ain't too busy!"